blackheartedmadera

Have you ever wondered what happens after you're dead?

I have, i've wondered how long it takes for someone to forget you, how long it takes before someone even realizes you're no longer there.

Have you ever what it would be like to just fade away with the breeze?

I have, i've wondered would i also be erased from peoples minds like how someone forgets what their dream was about.

Have you ever wondered what if you've never really been there and this is just the dream and you're nothing but a childs make believe friend?

I have, i've wondered if thats all i really am pretending their the make believe friend and that i'm the real one.

I've wondered these things and more.















But is any of this even real?

RULES
+You must post these rules
+Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer.
+You have to choose ten people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
+Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged him/her
+No tag backs
+No crap in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this." You legitimately have to tag

NOTE- I will not be following these rules because I don't care

1. DO YOU OWN ANY PETS, AND IF SO, NAME AND BREED?
Yes, Angelique, Barbossa, DJ, Ect. Cats

2.WHAT HEMISPHERE DO YOU LIVE IN, AND SPECIFICALLY, CONTINENT?
Northern and Western, North America

3. DO YOU WATCH TOSH.0?
Nope

4. DO THINK THERE WILL BE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?
Yup

5. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME, AND IF SO, WHAT?
V

6. PANCAKES OR WAFFLES?
Waffles

7. HAVE YOU EVER FOUND A FOUR LEAF CLOVER?
Yup

8. IF I ASKED, WOULD YOU SHOW ME THE CARFAX?
Nope because that is a commercial and im not a fox

9. HAVE YOU EVER SKINNED A CATFISH?
Nope

10. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SONGS ABOUT RAINBOWS AND WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE?
Because rainbows give you money but if you were to go to the other side an angry Leprachaun would be there to kill you for taking his gold.

I Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY PUT THIS ON YOUR PRILOFE IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUERBR AT TOP TGOHUH, "ONLY __ PEOPLE ON DA CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU?" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we can get!

Well This Sunday is my BIRTHDAY probably going to play put put golf if my friends are available.  Though knowing me I will probably spend my time watching both my mailbox and lets plays by everybody I love to watch. Anywho i'm happy, I hope everyone has a good week!!

Dear
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped with George Bush and his wife and I saw you put leeches on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I never liked the apartment building.



Go Burn, Lilis Orihara/V

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TAGGING INTRUCTIONS!


Dear (person who you tagged)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .



___12____, -Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Your embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - F*** off now
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - With ease
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family